Men's relationship guide.
[This needs to be posted in every home]
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| DANGEROUS: | SAFER: | SAFEST: | ULTRA SAFE: |
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|What's for dinner?|Can I help you |Where would you |Here, have some|
| |with dinner? |like to go for |chocolate. |
| | |dinner? | |
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| Are you wearing |Wow, you sure look|WOW! Look at you! |Here, have some|
|that? |good in brown! | |chocolate |
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|What are you so |Could we be |Here's my |Here, have some|
|worked up about? |overreacting? |paycheck. |chocolate. |
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|Should you be |You know, there |Can I get you a |Here, have some|
|eating that? |are a lot of |glass of wine with|chocolate. |
| |apples left. |that? | |
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|What did you DO |I hope you didn't |I've always loved |Here, have some|
|all day? |over-do it today. |you in that robe! |more chocolate.|
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